Writing Prompt Wednesday entry:
"Does a plaid skirt make you dumber?"
"What do you mean?"
"Just what I said. Do you lose intelligence points whenever you see a girl in a plaid skirt?"
"Oh. Well. Yeah, kinda."
"And why is that?"
"Don't know. Must be something from my teens. Catholic school girls and all that."
"I guess I understand it when you're sixteen, but now . . .I don't know. Seems weird."
"Don't you still get kinda dumb around a guy in jeans and a white t-shirt?"
"Not dumb, exactly. Silly, maybe."
"Well, there you go. Hey, I have an idea."
"I don't own a plaid skirt."